The eNotes Blog After the Dash Ten LiteraryEpitaphs

After the Dash Ten LiteraryEpitaphs Its Halloween!   In honor of the creepiest of holidays, why not contemplate your own mortality? GOOD TIMES! Here are ten well-written or interesting conceived final goodbyes from folks (or folks who knew them) who have shuffled off this mortal coil. 1.   William Shakespeare (1564-1616) [Gravestone in Holy Trinity Church, Stratford-upon-Avon] GOOD FREND FOR IESVS SAKE FORBEARE TO DIGG THE DVST ENCLOASED HEARE BLESTE BE Y MAN Y SPARES THES STONES AND CVRST BE HE THAT MOVES MY BONES 2.   Edmund Spenser (1510-1596) Here lyes (expecting the second Comminge of our Saviour Christ Jesus) the body of Edmond Spenser, the Prince of Poets in his time; whose divine spirit needs no other witness than the works he left behind him. 3.   The Seven-Year-Old Son of Ben Jonson (16th century) Farewell, thou child of my right hand and joy; My sin was too much hope of thee, lovd boy, Seven years thou wert lent to me and I thee pay Exacted by thy fate on the just day. O, could I lose all father, now. For why Will man lament the state he should envy? To have so soon scapd Worlds and fleshs rage, And, if no other misery, yet age? Rest in soft peace and askd say here doth lie Ben Jonson his best piece of poetrie. For whose sake, henceforth, all his vows be such As what he loves may never live too much. 4.  Ã‚  Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) Excuse my dust. 5.   Mrs. Aphra Behn (1640-89) Here lies a Proof that Wit can never be Defence enough against Mortality. 6.   Alexander Pope (1688-1744) For one who would not be buried in Westminster Abbey: Heroes and Kings! your distance keep; In peace let one poor Poet sleep, Who never flatterd Folks like you: Let Horace blush, and Virgil too. 7.   Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) [translated from Latin] Here lies the body of Jonathan Swift, Professor of Holy Theology, Dean of this cathedral church, where fierce indignation can lacerate his heart no longer. Go, traveller, and, if you can, imitate one who with his utmost strength protected liberty. 8.   Benjamin Franklin (1706-90) The body of B. Franklin, Printer, Like the cover of an old book its contents torn out, and stripped of its lettering and gilding, lies here, food for worms. But the work shall not be wholly lost, for it will, as he believed, appear once more, in a new and more perfect edition, corrected and amended by the Author. 9.   John Keats (1795-1821) This Grave contains all that was Mortal of a YOUNG ENGLISH POET Who on his Death Bed, In the Bitterness of his Heart at the Malicious Power of his enemies, desired these Words to be engraved on his Tomb Stone: Here Lies the One Whose Name Was Writ in Water.    10.   Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) Pere Lachaise Cemetery, Paris [from The Ballad of Reading Gaol.] And alien tears will fill for him Pitys long broken urn, For his mourners will be outcast men, And outcasts always mourn.